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Posted: 05 October 2012 09:10 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I’m not sure how much of an attraction this is going to be but I’m pretty sure there will be a select audience that will buy it up.


Buy booze poured over boobs

A German liquor manufacturer has released a special edition line of rum, vodka and whisky, which it guarantees to have been poured over a sexy model’s bare breasts before it’s bottled.

Not convinced? G Spirits said every bottle comes with the model’s signature on a certificate of authenticity and a photo of the bombshell.

“To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman,” the G Spirits website says.

The creators said the unique idea was influenced by another vodka that’s filtered through diamonds.

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Posted: 05 October 2012 10:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I can see a complimentary market niche in a lower price bracket. For the consumer that is values frugality I propose the following beverage.

Alcohol that has been poured over my pot belly. I will provide signed proof.

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Posted: 05 October 2012 11:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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For really cheap booze
how about beer than has passed through my kidneys?
I will also provide signed prrof

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Posted: 15 October 2012 04:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking… ... smirk

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Posted: 15 October 2012 10:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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There is apparently also a beer made with *cough* Rocky Mountain Oysters…

... yeah. Those.

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