September 19th—Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Posted: 19 September 2012 08:29 AM
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Arr, me hearties! ‘Tis that day again, when we all get to talk like proper swashucklers! ‘Tis a fine day today, and now I have to be gettin’ meself ready to sail off to school.
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Posted: 19 September 2012 08:49 AM
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Darn, I was NEVER good at accents….................
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Posted: 19 September 2012 10:51 AM
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Posted: 19 September 2012 06:11 PM
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hulitoons - 19 September 2012 08:49 AM
Darn, I was NEVER good at accents….................
Go the Jack Sparrow route and mumble a bit while staggering..
... of course, at your age, folks might worry you were having a stroke. Best to just shout ‘Arr!’ occasionally.
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Posted: 19 September 2012 08:55 PM
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Robin Bobcat - 19 September 2012 06:11 PM
hulitoons - 19 September 2012 08:49 AM
Darn, I was NEVER good at accents….................
Go the Jack Sparrow route and mumble a bit while staggering..
... of course, at your age, folks might worry you were having a stroke. Best to just shout ‘Arr!’ occasionally.
I’ve still been staggering since my surgery and taking too many blood thinners to have (hopefully) have a stroke…. and come to think of it, my mumblings are pretty ‘Sparrow-Like’................. Mmmmmmmmmmm….
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Posted: 19 September 2012 09:56 PM
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hulitoons - 19 September 2012 08:55 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm….
No no no. “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Now try it again, ye saucy wench.
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Posted: 20 September 2012 01:52 AM
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Tah - 19 September 2012 09:56 PM
hulitoons - 19 September 2012 08:55 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm….
No no no. “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Now try it again, ye saucy wench.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Posted: 21 September 2012 05:24 AM
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Uh.. some spammer just dumped a half-dozen posts.. all in the Hoaxes section, appropriately enough.
I find their approach fascinating.. They’re typical shoe-link spammers, but their ‘filler’ reads like spam for other products. Sort of a recursive double-spam. I gotta say, the one that advertises online banking supposedly backed by a bank in Nigera? Yeah, that one fills me with confidence… not.
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Posted: 29 September 2012 04:24 AM
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*...Wanders in…*
*...Goes to Security Console and taps a few keys…*
*...Places hand on Security Authorization Pad…*
*...Heads to kitchenette to cook spammer with eggs and toast…*
*...Tosses the crispier bits under the sofa on his way past…*
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Posted: 29 September 2012 12:12 PM
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Pasta. That yummie yummie thing Marco Polo pirated from the chinese.
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Posted: 29 September 2012 02:03 PM
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daveprime - 29 September 2012 04:24 AM
*...Wanders in…*
*...Goes to Security Console and taps a few keys…*
*...Places hand on Security Authorization Pad…*
*...Heads to kitchenette to cook spammer with eggs and toast…*
*...Tosses the crispier bits under the sofa on his way past…*
Someone has befouled a poor, innocent breakfast with spammer bits? Ugh!
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Posted: 29 September 2012 04:35 PM
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It’s an acquired taste….
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