Psychic’s crystal ball burns down his flat in unforeseen blaze
Posted: 25 August 2005 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1731541,00.html


August 12, 2005

Psychic’s crystal ball burns down his flat in unforeseen blaze
By Alan Hamilton



IF HERVE VANDROT, a French amateur psychic, took out a warranty on his crystal ball, he may soon be claiming on it. Instead of predicting that his flat would catch fire, the fortune-telling device was the cause of the blaze.

M Vandrot, 24, who is studying botanics at Edinburgh University, left the ball on his windowsill while he visited the city

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Posted: 25 August 2005 02:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ha…........dorks…........lol

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Posted: 26 August 2005 01:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Well… since his skills are obviously kaput, maybe he can file for un-employment insurance now!

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Posted: 26 August 2005 07:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I was feeling a bit down (and very old, see thread “Totally dating myself”), then I read this…

Funniest. Thing. Ever.

Praise be to Winona, who bringeth joy into the lives of middle-aged men!

Wait a mo, that didn’t come out quite right…

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