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Peter
Posted: 16 December 2011 02:33 AM   [ Ignore ]
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.....to conceal (in my bag) my copy of “Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson” while in the IBM building today?

Well I bought the book so what else am I going to read on the train?

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Mr R
Posted: 16 December 2011 02:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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You should have held aloft as you entered the building, hailing Jobs as your new god.

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Posted: 16 December 2011 02:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Mr R - 16 December 2011 02:50 AM

You should have held aloft as you entered the building, hailing Jobs as your new god.

Considering I was there for a seminar on their Graduate Program that might’ve caused a stir.

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Posted: 16 December 2011 02:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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You should have then denounced Bill Gates as the Devil and Windows as the Devil’s spawn.
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Posted: 16 December 2011 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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You could proclaim him as your new patron saint.

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Posted: 16 December 2011 09:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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It was wrong of you to buy the book. You should have gotten it as an ebook. Then you could have just hid your iPad in your bag.

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Posted: 16 December 2011 09:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Tah - 16 December 2011 09:12 PM

It was wrong of you to buy the book. You should have gotten it as an ebook. Then you could have just hid your iPad in your bag.

S*** there is a Kindle edition and it’s cheaper than the physical book. What have I done??!!!

Then again I do have a personal rule against using my MacBook Pro or my iPad on the train. It’s those maniacs drinking hot cups of coffee (you never know when they don’t have a firm grip).

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Posted: 16 December 2011 09:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Tah, that rocks!!!

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