A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party, and she brought him a little cup of “tea,” which was just water, of course.  After several cups of tea , her Mom came home.  Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, “Just the cutest thing!”  Mom waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.  She watched him drink it up and then said, “You know the only place she can reach water is the toilet, right?”