Photoshop gives celebrities “perfect bodies”
Posted: 24 August 2005 06:34 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Plastic surgeons, make-up artists and good photography are now obsolete, thanks to Retouching.  Sure, they don’t look realistic, but horny 13 year old boys sure don’t notice!

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Posted: 25 August 2005 04:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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That is some pretty wild stuff… although I must say that Halle looks damn good without any retouching.

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Posted: 25 August 2005 06:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Hmm, it mustn’t have worked for me because I couldn’t get them to look any different.

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Posted: 25 August 2005 07:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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That was sort of weird.  The biggest change made I saw, was to make them more….Black.  A lot of the pictures darkened their skin tones.  But a few of the pictures were pretty nice before the touch-up.

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Posted: 25 August 2005 09:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It’s not working!!!

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Posted: 25 August 2005 09:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Is there some reason I missed why pretty much all the women were black? Also it was kind of funny to see that they didn’t just remove signs of flab and cellulite as you would imagine, but jutty, sticky out bones and signs of ribcage too.

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