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Posted: 04 August 2011 08:57 AM   [ Ignore ]
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I learned on Stargate SG1 that all inhabitable planets look like Canada.

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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Posted: 04 August 2011 08:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I learned on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea that the oceans have concrete walls.

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I’m not some ordinary moron.
I’m an Oxy-Moron!

Mental Giant: A very tall person who is more than slightly confused.

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Posted: 04 August 2011 09:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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This can turn into 4 Yorksmen…


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“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
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Posted: 04 August 2011 03:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I’ve learned from Deadwood that “cocksucker” is the most important word in the English or any other language.

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Posted: 04 August 2011 04:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I learned from Jerry Maguire that a human head weighs 8 pounds.

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“I have CDO. Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!”

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Posted: 04 August 2011 05:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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MG - 04 August 2011 07:57 PM

I’ve learned from De*dw**d that “cocksucker” is the most important word in the English or any other language.

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“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
Trust me.

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Posted: 04 August 2011 07:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I learned on Lost in Space (the TV show, not the movie) that you don’t need toilets in space. Seriously, just try to figure out where they would’ve put them.

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I’m not some ordinary moron.
I’m an Oxy-Moron!

Mental Giant: A very tall person who is more than slightly confused.

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Posted: 04 August 2011 09:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I learned from “The Big Lebowski” that you can pick up a person’s ashes from a mortuary in a coffee can.

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Posted: 04 August 2011 10:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I learned from Gilligan’s Island that people embarking on a 3 hour tour pack several year’s worth of wardrobe, makeup & a complete library of assorted science & anthropology books.

And that even if you possess several degrees, & are smart enough to build almost anything, you can’t figure out how to patch a hole in the side of a wooden boat.

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“Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

“Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.” ... H Simpson

“The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.”

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Posted: 05 August 2011 01:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I learnt from time tunnel that no matter what clothing you’re wearing when you enter a timp warp, you’ll always arrive at your destination in your street clothes.

I learnt from Fantastic Journey that the Bermuda triangle is really a gateway to a new and mysterious world

I learnt from star trek that red is not a good colour to wear unless you happen to be captain or chief engineer.

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

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Posted: 05 August 2011 03:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Peter - 04 August 2011 11:34 PM

I learned on Lost in Space (the TV show, not the movie) that you don’t need toilets in space. Seriously, just try to figure out where they would’ve put them.

Psst. That’s why they landed on planets all the time.

feotu - 05 August 2011 02:29 AM

And that even if you possess several degrees, & are smart enough to build almost anything, you can’t figure out how to patch a hole in the side of a wooden boat.

Actually, they did patch the boat. But the glue was water-soluble so it didn’t hold, the boards flew off and the boat sank.

I learned from Gilligan’s Island that the Japanese from the WWII era squinted, wore really think glasses and had buck teeth.

Sharruma - 05 August 2011 05:11 AM

I learnt from time tunnel that no matter what clothing you’re wearing when you enter a timp warp, you’ll always arrive at your destination in your street clothes.

I learned from the various Terminator projects that nuh uh!

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Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.

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Posted: 05 August 2011 04:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I learned from most movies that one bullet kills you instantly no matter where you are shot and that a swift chop or punch can leave you unconcious for hours.

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