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Posted: 24 August 2005 04:05 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God.”

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, “I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love.”

“Very good,” said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny’s hand up. “Oh no,” she thought, “I’m not gonna like this”. “Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?”. Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, “Your feet.” The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

He replied, “Well, I was walking past my parents’ bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’, but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down.”

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Posted: 24 August 2005 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Oooooo that’s bad!

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Posted: 24 August 2005 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I so love Johnny jokes. smilesmile

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Posted: 24 August 2005 05:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Thats a fav…......I completely forgot about that one though…

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Posted: 25 August 2005 01:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Johnny jokes are always good for a laugh…

LOL

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Posted: 25 August 2005 08:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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s’good y’all like em then smile

here’s another:

Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them noticed a light on in a window.

Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: “Let’s take a peek!”

They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing.

Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can’t find him.

The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: “Why’d you run away, you some kind of faggot or something?”

Johnnie replies: “No, my mother told me that if I ever do anything naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that window I started to get hard, so I ran away!”

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Posted: 25 August 2005 08:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Haha!  I like it.  cool smile

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Posted: 25 August 2005 08:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Always good for a giggle! smile

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