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Hitman: Hoax or Not?

FlintJ

Posted: 22 April 2006 12:20 PM

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I hope it is.

http://hitman.us/main.html

I would imagine its a joke, but a lot of it seems way too realistic to be funny.

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Rennet

Posted: 22 April 2006 02:21 PM

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Very funny - I have not seen that before (even though it does have a high google ranking so it must have been around for a while).

So many bits to quote but I especially like

“HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals”.

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Citizen Premier

Posted: 22 April 2006 03:59 PM

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Previously covered:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/hitman_professional_killings/

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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FlintJ

Posted: 22 April 2006 04:57 PM

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Aah ok, thanks. But its a little too toungue in cheek to be funny.

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Nick

Posted: 23 April 2006 11:30 AM

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cf; disclaimer:

To state the obvious:

Yes, this site is in fact a parody

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