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June 2nd - PT Barnum’s first circus tour of the US
 
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Posted: 07 June 2011 09:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Accipiter - 08 June 2011 12:54 AM

You mean that you aren’t already on the naughty list, Crafty?  Perhaps you can avoid the naughtier list!

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...Or not…
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Posted: 09 June 2011 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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*...Wanders in for a bit….* smile

*...Clears off some space at the Security console…* blank stare

*...Activates the Spammer-Steam-Clean System…* cool grin

*...Watches the monitors for a few seconds, then goes to make coffee…* hmmm

*...Settles in to watch for a while…* cheese

Steaming spammers sound remarkably like boiling lobsters, don’t they? wink

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Posted: 09 June 2011 06:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Probably wouldn’t be as tasty, though (not that I’ve ever eaten lobster).

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Robin Bobcat
Posted: 09 June 2011 07:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Well, they’re remarkably tasty, but the trick is you have to pop them into the boiling water alive, where it sounds like they’re screaming (actually steam escaping the cracks in the exoskeleton) and cracking… Not for the faint of heart.

... lobsters that is. Not the spammers.

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Posted: 09 June 2011 05:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 09 June 2011 11:27 AM

... lobsters that is. Not the spammers.

Are you sure about that distinction?

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Posted: 09 June 2011 08:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Accipiter - 09 June 2011 09:23 PM
Robin Bobcat - 09 June 2011 11:27 AM

... lobsters that is. Not the spammers.

Are you sure about that distinction?

Oh, I’m sure there’d be screaming involved, and cracked exoskeletons… but even the dragons won’t eat the spammers.

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2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
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4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

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Posted: 10 June 2011 03:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Well, they do like to mind their figures, I suppose, and spammers are nothing but empty calories.

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Posted: 11 June 2011 01:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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But ever so much fun to roast! wink

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Posted: 12 June 2011 08:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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You do know that burnt spammer is a carcinogen, right?

And in unrelated news, Nettie should be happy now.

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Posted: 12 June 2011 09:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Ok, back to work for another shift.  Lets see if I can make it thru this one without either falling asleep from boredom or pulling my hair out at the carelessness of some FA.

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Posted: 14 June 2011 06:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Ugh…I think I have acquired a cold. downer

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