The Buttered Cat Paradox
Posted: 14 May 2011 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]
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We know that a piece of toast, if dropped, will fall butter-side down. We also know that a cat, if dropped, will land on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat

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Posted: 14 May 2011 09:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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If the theory is correct it will just spin a few centimeters above the ground.  Then again it could just fall on it’s side and go splat.

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Posted: 14 May 2011 02:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I don’t know about all that, but I do know that you get delicious hot buttered pu>&-@!.......... BANNED!

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Posted: 14 May 2011 10:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Actually, my physics professor used this as a method of explaining ‘collapsing the waveform’...

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Posted: 15 May 2011 02:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Posted: 15 May 2011 02:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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