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Quick round-up of Osama Bin Laden conspiracy theories
 
Unfairly Balanced
Posted: 10 May 2011 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Prince William and Kate Middleton got a heads up about the raid and thus postponed their honeymoon. Osama Bin Laden worked for the CIA. He is not dead; no, wait

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Posted: 10 May 2011 04:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ha-rumph.  Bin Laden’s death is no more real than Obama’s birth certificate.  wink

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Posted: 10 May 2011 05:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I am rather reminded of a political cartoon I saw.. Man in business suit, face obscured by a newspaper telling of Osama’s death but for a telltale toupee, muttering “I wanna see the death certificate.”

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Posted: 12 May 2011 05:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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“...he would then have been taken to where else but the only place on the planet where you can

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Posted: 12 May 2011 06:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Unfairly Balanced - 12 May 2011 09:42 AM

“...he would then have been taken to where else but the only place on the planet where you can

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsability to disprove your claims, but rather your responsability to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

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Posted: 14 May 2011 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Oh lord. <_< Seriously? Osama is dead. I’m not American, but it seems that Obama’s ratings went UP. Nice, but I’m not so sure about his reelection. Just my opinion. Lots of people aren’t in to him now.

On Topic: According to Colbert: Radioactive Shark Osama is a probability now.

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Posted: 14 May 2011 10:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I trust Colbert.

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Posted: 20 May 2011 03:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Here is an interesting tidbit for this thread.  According to the French publication “La Monde” Osama was visited by CIA handlers when he was being treated at a US Army Hopsital in Dubai back in Jan of 2001 for kidney dialysis.  This may not seem much of a revelation since it was months before 9/11 until you realize at the time he was on the FBI’s most wanted list in connection with the 1st bombing of the WTC tower with the van loaded with explosives.  Seems “Our Boy”, Osama outlived his usefulness if he is indeed dead and not sitting in some undisclosed CIA safe house with Sadaam.  Sadaam had a lot of body doubles after all.
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Posted: 20 May 2011 04:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Bulletdodger - 20 May 2011 07:24 PM

Here is an interesting tidbit for this thread.  According to the French publication “La Monde” Osama was visited by CIA handlers when he was being treated at a US Army Hopsital in Dubai back in Jan of 2001 for kidney dialysis.

Le Figaro, not La Monde; and July, not January.  And not an American military hospital.

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