real definition of stress
Posted: 07 May 2011 06:35 PM   [ Ignore ]
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What Is Stress?
You give a lift to a beautiful girl,
she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.
Now that’s stressful, but at the hospital they say she is pregnant &
congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that
you are not the
father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful to prove.
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After
the tests,
the doctor says that you are infertile. You are extremely stressed
but relieved.
On your way back home, you start remembering that you left 3
kids at home,
Who the Hell is their father?
NOW THAT’S STRESS!!

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Posted: 21 May 2011 10:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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OMG!  That’s brilliant…............and yes, Stress!

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