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In case you missed it the first time around: How to be A Homeopathic Bio-Terrorist!
 
daveprime
Posted: 22 January 2011 12:44 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Find out HERE!!

(And if THAT doesn’t cause some federal watchdog program to set off warning sirens, I don’t know what will!) cool grin

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Posted: 25 January 2011 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I just posted that to facebook. I know it’s going to piss off one of my friends, though…

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Posted: 28 January 2011 12:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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and think they never could track it back down to who it original was!!!!!

terrorists should really start simplifying there tactics

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Posted: 04 February 2011 02:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Madmouse - 25 January 2011 10:12 PM

I just posted that to facebook. I know it’s going to piss off one of my friends, though…

Why? Is he a terrorist?

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Posted: 04 February 2011 06:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I just read this in a (serious) customer review of Boots Homeopathic Teething Granules..

Granted little one is too young to tell us if the pain has stopped but once he has taken these, the red cheeks and general grumbles tend to subside. I find that they are best used in conjunction with calpol or similar

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Posted: 05 February 2011 07:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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With apologies to Paul Kuliniewicz:

Collect the essence of one Homeopath’s intelligence and 30 1-gallon jugs of water.
Place one drop of the Homeopath’s intelligence into one of the jugs of water. Shake.
Take one drop of that dilution and place it into the next jug of water. Shake.
Take one drop of that dilution and place it into the next jug of water. Shake.
Repeat the process until you reach the last jug of water.
Would one drop of that final solution have the same amount of intelligence as one drop of the original essence of one Homeopath’s intelligence?

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daveprime
Posted: 06 February 2011 01:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I know, it makes no sense…. LOL

(And yet there are folks out there who make scary money off of selling it!) mad  downer

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