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Posted: 30 March 2006 02:39 PM   [ Ignore ]
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————————Gurlz—————————-
——————are like apples—————————-
————on trees. The best ones—————-
———are at the top of the tree.————
——The boyz dont want to reach———
—-for the good ones because they———
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.——
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
—-from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
—reality, they’re amazing. They just
—-have to wait for the right boy to———-
——- come along, the one who’s—————-
—————- brave enough to————————-
————————-climb all———————————
————————- the way——————————-
————————-to the top——————————
————————of the tree.—————————

sick
*cries*

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Posted: 30 March 2006 02:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Why do the best girls have to be so hard to get?  If they weren’t stuck up and were more approachable there would be more boys interested in them.  It’s not the boys’ fault that the good girls are so hard to get.

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Posted: 30 March 2006 02:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I’m not even going to ask what broght this on.

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Posted: 30 March 2006 02:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Found at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19568418 by the way.

shut eye

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Posted: 30 March 2006 03:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Ewww…

Glurge. sick

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Posted: 30 March 2006 03:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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you’re link ain’t working, Boo…

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Posted: 30 March 2006 03:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Hmmm. Neither it is.

Ok, I’ve changed it now. It should work.
But be careful of your eyes.

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Posted: 30 March 2006 05:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Girlies are cute
but I can’t climb trees.

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Posted: 30 March 2006 05:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’ve had this sent to me before.  Only with correct spelling, and it (fortunately) wasn’t in the shape of a tree.

Actually, I have a feeling my boss sent it to me…

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Posted: 30 March 2006 06:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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To sum up:  Ugly girls actually have more sex than the pretty ones, but it’s mostly with ugly guys.

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Posted: 30 March 2006 07:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Of course, what the thing fails to mention is that it’s a crabapple tree, anyway. . .

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Posted: 30 March 2006 07:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I can’t see whats stopping the apples from ambushing the boys as they pass.

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Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
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