Why is an elephant grey?
Its because then you wont notice him between the strawberries
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
La, hate to say it, but you stuffed that joke up! It’s:
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So you don’t see them in the strawberry patch.
Remember, a Dragon is for life!
