I’m loving the puppies.

“Do you realise the sun doesnt go down, its just an illusion caused by the world spinning round”

“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab