Let’s face it, only boring people don’t like childish jokes. What’s your favourite?
Q. How do you kill a circus?
A. Go straight for the juggler
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Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!
Thought you were a bit!
Very bad joke which many people seem to have trouble getting. I learnt it off my sister when I was six years old. Sad….very sad.
Remember, a Dragon is for life!
Sage is very into knock knock jokes right now. Worst of it, he doesnt seem to understand how a punchline quite works. One earlier went:
Stopsign your butt. (or insert any two *completely* random objects for variation)
He of course thinks they are awfully funny.
Aww, Sage is cute!
How does a farmer count his cows?
-With a COW-culator.
What is a cow’s favorite entertainment?
-Going to the MOO-vies.
My sister taught me those when she was about 6. Ha. I always liked ‘em.
I’m loving the puppies.
I love that last one, Maeg.
Mine are both fish related (funnily enough)
Two goldfish are swimming about in a tank, one turns to the other and says:
“Are you driving this thing or am i?”
Two Parrots sat on a Perch, one turns to the other and says “Can you smell fish?”
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
Two snowmen standing next to each other.
One says to the other: “Can you smell carrots?”
If you are american going into the toilet and you are american coming out of the toilet, what are you while you’re in the toilet….
You’re a peein’
“Do you realise the sun doesnt go down, its just an illusion caused by the world spinning round”
Actually, you’re a rushin’ when you’re going into the toilet.
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.