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Boo
Posted: 02 August 2005 03:57 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Let’s face it, only boring people don’t like childish jokes. What’s your favourite?

Mine is:

Q. How do you kill a circus?

A. Go straight for the juggler

LOL
*ahem*

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Winona
Posted: 02 August 2005 04:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!
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Smerk
Posted: 02 August 2005 06:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Thought you were a bit!


Very bad joke which many people seem to have trouble getting.  I learnt it off my sister when I was six years old.  Sad….very sad.

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Winona
Posted: 02 August 2005 06:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Sage is very into knock knock jokes right now. Worst of it, he doesnt seem to understand how a punchline quite works. One earlier went:

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Stopsign.

Stopsign who?

Stopsign your butt. (or insert any two *completely* random objects for variation)

He of course thinks they are awfully funny. smile
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Smerk
Posted: 02 August 2005 07:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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LOL  Aww, Sage is cute!

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Maegan
Posted: 03 August 2005 04:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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How does a farmer count his cows?
    -With a COW-culator.

What is a cow’s favorite entertainment?
    -Going to the MOO-vies.

My sister taught me those when she was about 6.  Ha.  I always liked ‘em.

Also:

Knock Knock!
    -Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
    -Interrupting…
MOOOO

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Boo
Posted: 03 August 2005 04:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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LOL
I love that last one, Maeg.

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Mort
Posted: 03 August 2005 05:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Mine are both fish related (funnily enough)

Two goldfish are swimming about in a tank, one turns to the other and says:
“Are you driving this thing or am i?”

AND….

Two Parrots sat on a Perch, one turns to the other and says “Can you smell fish?”

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Boo
Posted: 03 August 2005 06:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Two snowmen standing next to each other.

One says to the other: “Can you smell carrots?”

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Posted: 03 August 2005 06:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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If you are american going into the toilet and you are american coming out of the toilet, what are you while you’re in the toilet….
You’re a peein’

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“Do you realise the sun doesnt go down, its just an illusion caused by the world spinning round”
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Citizen Premier
Posted: 03 August 2005 10:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Actually, you’re a rushin’ when you’re going into the toilet.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
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Posted: 03 August 2005 10:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“I-eetpuh”
“I-eetpuh who?”
“EEW!”

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
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