Those pesky North Koreans
Posted: 01 May 2010 03:52 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I haven’t heard this one before but it’s totally believable.  hmmm  tongue wink

A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia

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Posted: 01 May 2010 05:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted: 01 May 2010 07:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Probably listens to the guy who was shouting at the passing crowds today at the Farmer’s Market.. He was so desperate for attention, he started screaming the lyrics to ‘Fame’ in an off-key tone..

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Posted: 01 May 2010 09:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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daveprime - 01 May 2010 09:41 PM

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Posted: 01 May 2010 11:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Yeah. . .because we all know that the Russian Northern Fleet is the branch of the Russian government that is in charge of monitoring American news coverage and of activity in the Gulf of Mexico.  Yep.  Why would they bother their intelligence services or diplomatic services for that sort of information, when they could ask their most inconveniently-located military units to do so instead?

Also, there’s the little matter of South Korea having had nothing to do with the oil platform other than having built it.  Transocean simply contracted Hyundai to make the thing.  South Korea doesn’t loose anything out of this whole mess.

And since when have nuclear weapons been the only known and proven technique for dealing with oil spills?

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Posted: 02 May 2010 01:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Here is the answer to the story

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread304918/pg1

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