I’m not actually familiar with the song in question, but I take it that the more usual lyrics don’t actually involve camels, Gong Li, or giving your true love plankton. Which is kind of a shame, seeing as how Smerk gave me plankton once, so it would seem fitting for a song.
I have a long tradition of confusing the people I work with at the bakery by making up lyrics as I sing along in the kitchen to the oldies station we play. In my case, though, it’s more intentional. . .