Ever sing along with a song, but you really don’t know the words, so you just kinda make them up as you go along? 

Apparently, you are not alone!      

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Lord, Forgive me.  

*...Opens fresh container of Mind Bleach…*

I’m up in my BeeGees, man!

Like a windy interview?

I remember years ago on a PS2 karaoke game my character was a guy in a teddy bear suit. They booed me off the stage :.(

I’m not actually familiar with the song in question, but I take it that the more usual lyrics don’t actually involve camels, Gong Li, or giving your true love plankton.  Which is kind of a shame, seeing as how Smerk gave me plankton once, so it would seem fitting for a song.

I have a long tradition of confusing the people I work with at the bakery by making up lyrics as I sing along in the kitchen to the oldies station we play.  In my case, though, it’s more intentional. . .

I do that on occasion…in the shower….to church hymns…
(Having been exposed to hymns since i was just a wee little tyke, I must know hundreds….)
of course the words can be hard to remember….  

What was that reference to his cock?

My Nana used to keep a chicken coop when she was alive. She came immigrated from Poland after the war. She also also used to keep a big garden behind the house so it wasn’t not just cocks we had to contend with.