A Very Small Joke
Posted: 31 March 2010 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says,

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“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
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Posted: 01 April 2010 02:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Are you channelling David B. ....?

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw

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Posted: 01 April 2010 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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who?

Picked it up on Neatorama (I think) and found it funny. So I shared it.

Besides that, I

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Posted: 01 April 2010 12:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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One molecule overheard another molecule saying, “I’m positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them.”

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Remember, remember… I am the ONE.

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Posted: 01 April 2010 12:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It burns. shut eye

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