A new one
Posted: 21 March 2006 09:24 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Okay, so this older man is laying on his death-bed, his wife hovering nearby.

“Honey,” he whispers, “I have something to say.”

‘Yes, my love?”

“I remember when we were dating and I wrecked the car and bled all over your new dress, you stayed with me.  Then, after we were married, a fire broke out in our apartment, and you were right there by my side.  Then, a few years later, when business went bad and I had to file bankruptcy, you were there.  And now, here I am, cancer riddling through me, I’m about to die, and here you are.  You know what, Darlling?”

“What, Sweetheart?”

“I think you’re bad luck.  Get the fuck out of here!”

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Posted: 22 March 2006 07:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I would do exactly that…...  After I emptied the bank account, sold the house, and went off and got my own place in Saint Somewhere.

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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Posted: 24 March 2006 07:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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New one? That’s kinda old. But it is a classic!

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 24 March 2006 08:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Hey, to me, they’re always new!

Dan the Current

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