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“I have CDO. Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!”

“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry

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When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.

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“I have CDO. Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!”

“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry