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Posted: 27 January 2010 11:56 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Apparently there will be no more need for tin foil hats as some guy has figured out a way to remove the aliens monitoring devices from your brain. 

follow the link here to see how to get rid of yours

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Posted: 28 January 2010 07:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Quote “Pesky alien implant from your groin”
Lol

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Posted: 28 January 2010 11:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Or you could just chew on lots of lead.  Then not only would the density of the lead interfere with any transmissions, but all the metal that builds up in your blood will create a Faraday cage out of your blood vessels and capillaries, blocking any alien signals!

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Posted: 28 January 2010 08:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Accipiter - 28 January 2010 04:25 PM

Or you could just chew on lots of lead.  Then not only would the density of the lead interfere with any transmissions, but all the metal that builds up in your blood will create a Faraday cage out of your blood vessels and capillaries, blocking any alien signals!

Overdosing on iron pills would work better since it’s a better conductor.

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Posted: 29 January 2010 05:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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He is just manipulating the aluminium trade.

*remembers to check his Frozen Orange Juice stocks*

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Posted: 30 January 2010 02:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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gray - 29 January 2010 01:47 AM
Accipiter - 28 January 2010 04:25 PM

Or you could just chew on lots of lead.  Then not only would the density of the lead interfere with any transmissions, but all the metal that builds up in your blood will create a Faraday cage out of your blood vessels and capillaries, blocking any alien signals!

Overdosing on iron pills would work better since it’s a better conductor.

That’s just what THEY want you to think!!!

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Posted: 02 March 2010 09:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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cogaivotchong - 03 March 2010 01:49 AM

no more need for tin foil hats as some guy

This Spam comment was too funny to me not to quote before I deleted (the links) and banned him. LOL

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Posted: 02 March 2010 10:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Darn plagarizer.  tongue wink

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Posted: 03 March 2010 02:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Dr. Leir seems to be pretty pissed off.

First he makes some sort of cynical remark about them giving him a stool and then he mentions that he didn’t get lunch (as in ‘They should have provided some’).

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Posted: 09 March 2010 07:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Tobester - 03 March 2010 07:39 PM

Dr. Leir seems to be pretty pissed off.

First he makes some sort of cynical remark about them giving him a stool and then he mentions that he didn’t get lunch (as in ‘They should have provided some’).

Alien #1: “Hmmmm, what do these things eat?”
Alien #2: “I remember reading about ‘Forum cookies’ somewhere…”
Alien #1: “Chocolate chip?”
Alien #2: “Probably best, since there seems to be a lot of debate over something called No-bakes’”
Alein #1: “At least we have plenty of milk from the cows we dissected.”

big surprise

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