Judge tells man accused of stealing a meat pie that he’s on trial for rape and murder
Posted: 19 November 2009 08:11 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A PORT Alfred man, who allegedly stole a R10 meat pie from a local supermarket, got the shock of his life when a magistrate yesterday joked he was being charged with rape and murder.

A stunned Kyle Bosch told magistrate Walter le Grange “that is not true”.

However, he was visibly relieved when the smiling magistrate stated the obvious and told him he had been charged with theft.

Bosch allegedly stole a R9.95 meat pie from a local supermarket – after paying for other items and not the snack.

He was released on warning and ordered to appear again in court on 24 November for a pre-trial assessment.

Paul Rossouw appeared for the State. Bosch was not represented.

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Wasn´t sure to post it under jokes or news. But there you have it.

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Posted: 19 November 2009 08:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Wow.  I’m sure the Bosch thought that was one funny judge. Yup.  rolleyes

I’m surprised some enterprising young attorney hasn’t stepped forward with an offer to pursue a “mental distress” case against the judge. wink

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Posted: 19 November 2009 08:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Nah
Judges, lawyers ...
One funny handshake and all is forgiven

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