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Posted: 19 November 2009 11:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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I’m sure he wasn’t talking about you, Oppie. wink

And I just heard gov’t “creative” wording at its best….. “In case of disaster there is a plan, there is a condition of planification.” hmmm  shut eye

My inner English teacher just rolled over and died. LOL

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Posted: 20 November 2009 12:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 46 ]
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*wince*

Yeah, that’s.. that’s pretty horrible. Almost as bad as some of the Bushisms out there.

A really quick-witted reporter would have asked, “Wait.. so you mean, in case of disaster, the government is siezing control of the economy?”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planification

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Posted: 20 November 2009 12:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 47 ]
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I dunno, Oppie.. can’t be too careful, these days…

*suspiciously prods Oppie with a curtain rod*

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Posted: 20 November 2009 06:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 48 ]
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Good morning one and all.  hugs n ^5’s   Another day at the office.  Maybe I can find a little more excitement in this one than I did yesterday.

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Posted: 20 November 2009 06:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 49 ]
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daveprime - 19 November 2009 11:22 PM

And I just heard gov’t “creative” wording at its best….. “In case of disaster there is a plan, there is a condition of planification.” hmmm  shut eye

“The hurricane approaches!  Quickly, unleash the giant planarians!”

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Posted: 20 November 2009 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 50 ]
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Accipiter - 20 November 2009 06:28 AM
daveprime - 19 November 2009 11:22 PM

And I just heard gov’t “creative” wording at its best….. “In case of disaster there is a plan, there is a condition of planification.” hmmm  shut eye

“The hurricane approaches!  Quickly, unleash the giant planarians!”

And a giant flatworm is supposed to do what in a hurricane?  Probably make a good sail though.

As soon as I saw that word I was reminded of my high school biology where we got to cut up flatworms and watch them regenerate.  Thsoe were fun days of death and destruction.

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Posted: 20 November 2009 07:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 51 ]
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gray - 20 November 2009 06:35 AM

And a giant flatworm is supposed to do what in a hurricane?

Whatever it wants to do, I suppose.  Who would sit around arguing with it?

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Posted: 20 November 2009 10:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 52 ]
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I just got back from the bookstore. I saw the book Hippo eats dwarf in it and it was in the comedy section.  Around 254 pesos. Woah.

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Posted: 20 November 2009 10:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 53 ]
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*converts into Aussie dollars*

$5.92.  That’s a lot cheaper than what I got it for.  Mind you, I got my copy via Amazon, so had to spend $20 postage on top of the cost of the book.

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Posted: 21 November 2009 02:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 54 ]
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*Suddenly jerks awake at his desk…..again*

Stupid rotten tooth.  I can’t sleep lyinh down, and yet every time I try and read something on the wev, I drowse out! mad  (It’s playing hob with my smoking!)

*sigh*

*Heads for the nearest empy hammck*

Sorry Ahdora. downer

*Sets alarms and crashes out*

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Posted: 21 November 2009 02:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 55 ]
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*quietly snuggles Dave, so as not to disturb him*

*goes back to watching the giant diggers*

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