Snacks? Those aren’t snacks! Those are offerings to the great Couch-God, Sofapocanixtchel! To think of eating one of He Who Supports My Tush’s offerings is utterly… oh, wait, yeah, *those* are the snacks.. sorry..
*Tosses used Med paks into the bin and goes for more…*
Look. The quality of the narcotic agents in the Med-Pak V’s and above have really fallen since we started using the guys from Afghanistan. We need to go back to the East Asian guys.
I’m just sayin’.
*Plugs in a Med Pak VII and wanders off into the forum*