Thatcher is dead!
Posted: 13 November 2009 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8358544.stm

‘Thatcher dead’ text sparks fears

A misconstrued text message announcing the passing of a beloved pet has sparked a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada.

Transport Minister John Baird sent a message reading: “Thatcher has died”.

Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper was soon informed that 84-year-old former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher had passed away.

But it was actually Mr Baird’s beloved cat, named after his political heroine, who had died.

Alive and healthy

The confusion spread around a gala event in Toronto, where some 1,700 luminaries were gathered at a black tie event.

Calls to puzzled officials in both 10 Downing Street and Buckingham Palace followed.

Embarrassed aide Dimitri Soudas had reportedly already started preparing an official statement mourning the passing of the Iron Lady.

He was told that Baroness Thatcher - who just a few days ago attended a Remembrance Day service at London’s Westminster Abbey - was alive and healthy.

“If the cat wasn’t dead, I’d have killed it by now,” Mr Soudas is reported to have said of the 16-year-old grey tabby.

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Posted: 13 November 2009 06:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Go figure eh?  I wonder if our illustrious Transport Minister gave any thought to the consequences of a messae like that.  Or if anyone else really cared that his cat had bitten the dust.

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