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Posted: 20 March 2006 04:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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The truth behind the 9/11 attacks was that Bush wanted to go to the bathroom?

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Posted: 20 March 2006 05:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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cansouth - 11 March 2006 03:29 AM

people blink more with their eyes than before

What were they blinking with before?

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Posted: 20 March 2006 05:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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You don’t blink with your nostrils?

REPTOID!

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Posted: 20 March 2006 05:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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No, I blink with my..never mind!

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Posted: 20 March 2006 05:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Madmouse - 20 March 2006 10:13 PM

No, I blink with my..never mind!

LOL

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Posted: 20 March 2006 07:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Bebelicious - 11 March 2006 12:52 PM

I’ll say it again:

Cut and paste internet language translators are evil.

Somehow…I don’t think this is the issue here.

Huh?  There’s an actual issue?  Other than some Spanish conspiracy theory losing any possible meaning through Babelfish.  Evil, I tell you.  Evil.

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Posted: 21 March 2006 03:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Whoever wrote it was being subjected to the “illegal beams” from the “hacked satellites” and therefore is not thinking too clearly LOL

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Posted: 10 June 2006 02:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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10th June 2006:

The satellite hacker is torturing the citizens of Lisbon in Portugal.

He sends beams which make people
- Have pain and uncomfortable feelings in their testicles and genitalies
- Have problems with their urin system and intestine
- Have uncomfortable and unnatural emotions

The government in Portugal has been informed about the torture, but they dont care.

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Posted: 10 June 2006 02:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Accipiter - 20 March 2006 09:53 PM

The truth behind the 9/11 attacks was that Bush wanted to go to the bathroom?

Hey, he really needed to go!

Dan, who never really needs to go

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Posted: 11 June 2006 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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I saw an episode of Mythbusters yesterday testing mind control techniques, and they thought they got a guy to touch his nose, but it turned out that he just had an itch.  Apparently a lot of people scratch their noses (or anything else that itches) and go to the bathroom several times a day without the help of mind control devices and hacked satellites.  They are just daily natural bodily functions…. or so they want us to think....

Mythbusters bust Mind Control!

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The Myth: Can someone

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Posted: 11 June 2006 10:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Bebelicious - 11 June 2006 12:30 PM

Rotating Bar Magnet, which is said to affect humans’ “1/2 Hz Sensory Resonance”, thereby causing tension, fear, and even sexual arousal. . . Rotating Bar Magnet: Plausible. There was some official change in the EEG readings.

Hmmmm. . .I have a number of bar magnets laying around the house. . .

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