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Posted: 07 November 2009 05:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 133 ]
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I’m watching a programme about rats on the History Channel right now.  For some reason, it brings to mind certain Scotswomen I know. . .

Fun facts I’ve learned so far:

* Rats can taste 1 part of poison in 20 million parts of food.

* Rats jaws can bite with the same force as a crocodile’s.

* Rats have weak esophagus muscles, so they can’t vomit.

* Medical rats sell for $10 to $400 each.

* Rat’s incisor teeth grow 2.5 mm per week.

* 25% of building fires may be caused at least in part by rats.

* Rats destroy approximately 20% of our food worldwide.

* US food production laws limit the amount of rat hair in peanut butter to no more than 2 hairs per 500 grams.

* Starting at three months of age, the average Norway rat can start making litters of eight young every month.

* Not being able to sweat, rats use their hairless tails to regulate their body temperature by releasing excess body heat through it.  They can constrict or expand the blood vessels in their tails to release more or less heat.

* Rats can swim half a mile, tread water for three days, hold their breath for three minutes, sprint at up to 24 miles per hour, jump horizontally 50 inches from a standing start, and survive a fall of 50 fifty.

* There are 70 diseases carried by rats that are communicable to humans.

* 500,000 households have pet rats.

* Rat eyesight is about 20/600.

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Posted: 07 November 2009 06:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 134 ]
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Yep.. Most rat poisons sold nowadays are made so that eating them makes you barf. Since the rats can’t, they die, while the household pets and small children don’t.

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Posted: 07 November 2009 06:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 135 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 07 November 2009 06:00 PM

Yep.. Most rat poisons sold nowadays are made so that eating them makes you barf. Since the rats can’t, they die, while the household pets and small children don’t.

Plus they make the poison with one part poison per 50 million parts bait.

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Posted: 07 November 2009 09:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 136 ]
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. . . Great, now I’m imagining homeopathic rat poison . . .

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Posted: 07 November 2009 10:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 137 ]
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It’s great for use on homeopathic rat infestations.

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Posted: 07 November 2009 10:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 138 ]
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Accipiter - 07 November 2009 10:10 PM

It’s great for use on homeopathic rat infestations.

As in, not actually any rats within five thousand miles?

“See? Its working!”

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Posted: 07 November 2009 10:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 139 ]
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Within a day of use, none of those rats that aren’t there will be there any more!

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Posted: 08 November 2009 10:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 140 ]
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Rats are awesome.
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On a completely unrelated note, I have been cooking all weekend. There’s a blog post to go up soon (with pictures) but I am stil making ravioli, so I will wait until after that’s completed.

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Posted: 08 November 2009 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 141 ]
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Marshmallow has, appropriately enough, fallen into a marsh.  She is now quite disgruntled.

Boo - 08 November 2009 10:29 AM

Rats are awesome.
wink

On a completely unrelated note, I have been cooking all weekend. There’s a blog post to go up soon (with pictures) but I am stil making ravioli, so I will wait until after that’s completed.

Hmmmm. . .there was another little tidbit of information on that program saying how much meat you can get off of the average rat. . .

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Posted: 08 November 2009 02:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 142 ]
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Due to the excessive consumption of unregulated stimulants, Marshmallow seems to feel a lot better.  The rest of the world, however, is in extreme danger of being pounced into oblivion.

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Posted: 09 November 2009 12:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 143 ]
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Just curious, who is marshmallow? Your cat?

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