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Countdown to the Mouse Pop - Give Us Your Guesses!
 
Tah
Posted: 03 November 2009 11:08 AM   [ Ignore ]
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She’s now officially overdue.  At least according to her telling us her due date was Monday.

So when’s she going to pop?

I’m going to say labor will start late Thursday night/early Friday morning.  The birth will be later in the day on Friday.

And for good measure since we have no other information:

They will have a boy.  He will be healthy and be 8 pounds, 11 ounces.  He will be 19.5 inches long.

But, of course, he’s being born in Scotland so those measurements have to be converted.  Meh.

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Posted: 03 November 2009 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I say it will be a Guy Fawkes Day baby.  So the first thing it will see will be somebody being burned in effigy, and that will shape its entire view of life.

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Posted: 03 November 2009 11:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Well… the doctors thought Monday, but she worked out that she’s due Friday.
I say… the 7th. And a girl. And about 9 1/2 pounds (judging by the size of her bump! wink )

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Posted: 03 November 2009 11:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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LOL

So, is this the official forum book on the baby?

Oh, and don’t worry, we describe babies by inches and pounds here. wink

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Posted: 03 November 2009 11:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I think it will be a boy.  Aardvark.  Approximately 14 pounds, 3 ounces (including the weight of its samba drum).

Madmouse - 03 November 2009 11:16 AM

Oh, and don’t worry, we describe babies by inches and pounds here. wink

Of course, they’re metric inches, so you have centiinches and milliinches and kiloinches and gigainches to convert. . .

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Posted: 03 November 2009 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I say she will be born Saturday at 3pm.  7lbs, 11 oz.  19.5 inches long. (However that works out in Scottish pounds and inches.) cheese

give or take an hour….. smile

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Posted: 03 November 2009 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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daveprime - 03 November 2009 12:09 PM

I say she will be born Saturday at 3pm.  7lbs, 11 oz.  19.5 inches long. (However that works out in Scottish pounds. ..

7 pounds, 2 crowns, 1 penny, and about half a farthing.

. . .and inches.) cheese

1 decainch, 9 inches, 5 deciinches.

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daveprime
Posted: 03 November 2009 01:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Ugh. Rotten tooth, flu symptoms, and lack of smokes here. shut eye

i hope everyone else’s days are going better….. hmmm

(And if this is going to be the “Pop” thread, then we should have another for daily ‘chit-chat’.) wink

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Posted: 03 November 2009 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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daveprime - 03 November 2009 01:00 PM

(And if this is going to be the “Pop” thread, then we should have another for daily ‘chit-chat’. wink

I figured since the threads have been slow and lasting several days this could be the “pop” thread and the daily chit chat thread.

But I don’t mind having a separate one, too.

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Posted: 03 November 2009 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Dave’s got a point… wink

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Posted: 03 November 2009 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Madmouse - 03 November 2009 01:02 PM

Dave’s got a point… wink

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Posted: 03 November 2009 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Just split it off on my comment and call it “All Saints Dang!” or somesuch! cheese

That way we won’t get mouse’s new thread all dirty.... downer

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