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Police Offer $1 Million Reward For capture Of ‘Vampire Killer’...
Posted: 03 November 2009 11:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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I knew a woman who was convinced that psychic vampires were feeding off of her.  She had all sorts of ward symbols and specially placed crystals and things like that all over her house to fend them off.

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Posted: 03 November 2009 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Accipiter - 03 November 2009 11:14 AM

I knew a woman who was convinced that psychic vampires were feeding off of her.  She had all sorts of ward symbols and specially placed crystals and things like that all over her house to fend them off.

And she still went crazy didn’t she?

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Posted: 03 November 2009 06:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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gray - 03 November 2009 06:06 PM
Accipiter - 03 November 2009 11:14 AM

I knew a woman who was convinced that psychic vampires were feeding off of her.  She had all sorts of ward symbols and specially placed crystals and things like that all over her house to fend them off.

And she still went crazy didn’t she?

No, not at all.

*waves his aetheric psychic vampire tendrils at Gray*

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Posted: 03 November 2009 09:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Accipiter - 03 November 2009 06:22 PM
gray - 03 November 2009 06:06 PM
Accipiter - 03 November 2009 11:14 AM

I knew a woman who was convinced that psychic vampires were feeding off of her.  She had all sorts of ward symbols and specially placed crystals and things like that all over her house to fend them off.

And she still went crazy didn’t she?

No, not at all.

*waves his aetheric psychic vampire tendrils at Gray*

*puts on his tinfoil hat* na na na na na, can’t get me.  wink

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Posted: 04 November 2009 12:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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pfft. Your head isn’t what you need to worry about.

*shows off tinfoil codpiece*

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Posted: 04 November 2009 08:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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daveprime - 03 November 2009 07:41 AM

I have been reading the Charlaine Harris novels, and she kinda puts the fear back into vampires. cheese

While depicted as being able to move through society, she also shows that they are something utterly alien to a standard human and look upon ‘mere mortals’ as Big Macs with a personality.  (My kind of evil undead…) wink

No more ‘angsty’ “I’m too good to feed!” responses.  More like “And i can’t feed on them because.......”? hmmm  cheese

And the “I’m too good to feed!” bit doesn’t even really work. They go on about only eating animals and apparently they then look down their noses on any humans that aren’t named Bella Swan. hmmm (Gah that series…the prose…)

But in seriousness, I think there were people around before the Twilight craze that claimed to be vampires and were angsty about it. Dave Barry wrote an article about how they had support groups or something (to which he said “you’re vampires! Go out and bite some people!”) and how apparently there were so many that companies would be forced to hire a certain percentage of them.

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