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Posted: 30 October 2009 09:43 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Wow.  And to think I have been eating this stuff for years!!!!  gulp 

I just realized…..It’s not the calories that make you gain weight…. big surprise ....it’s all of the demons you’ve swallowed!! shock


LOL  LOL  LOL

That article made my day! cheese

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Posted: 31 October 2009 12:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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WOW…  That chick is off her rocker in a big way.  gulp

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Posted: 31 October 2009 04:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I’m assuming they’re at least on minimum wage.

Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

I don’t care. Seriously, I got some Cadbury’s Cinder Toffee Cake Bars this year and oh my goodness, they’re better than any other cake I’ve ever bought (but still not as good as home-made.)
She can pry them out of my cold, dead, cursed hands.

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Posted: 31 October 2009 09:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.

Y’know, I think she’s getting her mythological scary people really mixed up…  wink

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Posted: 31 October 2009 10:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Boo - 31 October 2009 08:32 AM

I don’t care. Seriously, I got some Cadbury’s Cinder Toffee Cake Bars this year and oh my goodness, they’re better than any other cake I’ve ever bought (but still not as good as home-made.)
She can pry them out of my cold, dead, cursed hands.

LOL  LOL  LOL

i had this wonderful mental image of members of The Witches Union standing around in black robes holding clipboards, and watching as each load of candy leaves the factory….

Witch 1 “Has that batched gotten the Basic curse, or the ‘Disobey your parents and Authority’ curse?”

Witch 2 “Oh no. That batch has the ‘Watch bad cartoons and Play the drums too loudly curse’.”

Witch 1 “WHAT!  That curse was only supposed to be used in Region 3, remember?!!! “

Witch 2 “Then what curse was this batch supposed to have gotten?”

Witch 1 “The ‘run around screaming like a banshee’ curse’.”

Witch 2 “Talk to Mabel.  She set the production for the day.”

Witch 1 *sigh* “Being a witch hasn’t been any fun since we went union…..” 

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Posted: 31 October 2009 04:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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DavePrime - 31 October 2009 02:56 PM
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I don’t care. Seriously, I got some Cadbury’s Cinder Toffee Cake Bars this year and oh my goodness, they’re better than any other cake I’ve ever bought (but still not as good as home-made.)
She can pry them out of my cold, dead, cursed hands.

LOL  LOL  LOL

i had this wonderful mental image of members of The Witches Union standing around in black robes holding clipboards, and watching as each load of candy leaves the factory….

Witch 1 “Has that batched gotten the Basic curse, or the ‘Disobey your parents and Authority’ curse?”

Witch 2 “Oh no. That batch has the ‘Watch bad cartoons and Play the drums too loudly curse’.”

Witch 1 “WHAT!  That curse was only supposed to be used in Region 3, remember?!!! “

Witch 2 “Then what curse was this batch supposed to have gotten?”

Witch 1 “The ‘run around screaming like a banshee’ curse’.”

Witch 2 “Talk to Mabel.  She set the production for the day.”

Witch 1 *sigh* “Being a witch hasn’t been any fun since we went union…..” 

cheese

LOL

That lady sounds like one of Jack Chick’s “informants”, the ones who he uses as sources when he writes how the Vatican was behind the Holocaust and has a computer with the names of every Christian in it. rolleyes

Come to think of it, he had some good stuff.

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Posted: 01 November 2009 09:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Wow… that’s a level of crazy you just don’t see much of..

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Posted: 01 November 2009 11:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 01 November 2009 02:12 PM

Wow… that’s a level of crazy you just don’t see much of..

Depends on where you look. . .

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Posted: 09 November 2009 11:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Sonofagun, apparently Jack does agree with DavidPrime’s theory on witches.

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

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Posted: 11 November 2009 06:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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So, does anybody have any successful nefarious curses to report?

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Posted: 11 November 2009 08:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I was cursed with a whole 3 lb bag of Rockets.  The demons in them are trying to get me to OD on sugar.

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Posted: 11 November 2009 08:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Quite the contrary to the title of this thread I ended up getting demonic curses and time-released candy.

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