“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry

There is a place for all of God’s creatures - right next to my mashed potatoes. -A PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) t-shirt I saw a guy wearing