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Squirrels suspected after flags go missing from veterans’ graves in Hampton
Posted: 14 October 2009 12:17 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Most Wanted for Questioning: A brazen little woodland creature that sleeps in a glorious red, white and blue nest.

Officials said the recent disappearance of more than three dozen American flags at the High Street Cemetery in Hampton could be the work of squirrels.

“Several years back we had the same situation and ... it was the squirrels,” said Cemetery Trustee Richard Bateman, who is also a selectman.

Bateman recalls the community back then

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Posted: 14 October 2009 12:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Squirrels seem to do this quite often.

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Posted: 14 October 2009 12:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Madmouse - 14 October 2009 04:31 PM

Squirrels seem to do this quite often.

And that

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Posted: 14 October 2009 05:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Fatello previously said if the culprit or culprits are caught, he would like to teach them about the impact of what they have done.

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Posted: 14 October 2009 05:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It is probably a bad thing that I initially mis-read the name as ‘Fellatio’.

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Posted: 01 January 2010 03:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Soon Squirrels will be prosacuted for stealing peanuts out of tesco.
As i always say,Tis the season to steal items…trlalala la la la la!
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Posted: 08 January 2010 05:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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When I was a kid, I had to chase a squirrel that tried to steal and eat a piece of my chalk.

They’re thieving little buggers.

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