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Posted: 22 September 2009 02:31 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I was poking around youtube and found some vids on the crystal skulls. While interesting, the BESTest part was in the comments! cheese

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if you really want to live for ever i have the way the beings of light have showed me how using garlic to reboot body by smashing it and mixing with h2o and injecting it in rectum and defecate repeat, and ojective is let it absorbs through the membrane of the colon. i use needeless serenge and ziplock bagies.13 months later i have little crystals that inimate from skin only visible in light and very small.hard to belive but has cured me of alot of things´╗┐ so far.very painful in begining.

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the mental image this evokes…... and the SMELL!!!! gulp  LOL  LOL  LOL 

Lord help us all if this is what passes for ‘enlightened thinking’....... hmmm  LOL  LOL


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Posted: 22 September 2009 02:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Crystals coming through your skin.  Yes, I can see how that is very healthy for you!

LOL LOL LOL

That’s great, Dave.  But you should really take credit for your own things and stop trying to pass them off as some anonymous person. wink raspberry

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Posted: 22 September 2009 02:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Sorry tah, but I couldn’ta thunk that one up if’n I had tried! LOL LOL

Maybe that’s where the author of the Twilight books got their ideas from….she saw this guy standing in the sunlight at a Starbuck’s or something. cheese

Wow. LOL

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Posted: 22 September 2009 02:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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DavePrime - 22 September 2009 06:42 PM

Maybe that’s where the author of the Twilight books got their ideas from….she saw this guy standing in the sunlight at a Starbuck’s or something. cheese

You’re probably right!

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Posted: 22 September 2009 07:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It’s amazing what people will try in an effort to sucker others in.

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Posted: 23 September 2009 04:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I’m guessing they may have some sort of hallucination going on, possibly as the result of mental illness and/or garlic enemas.

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Posted: 23 September 2009 10:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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DavePrime - 22 September 2009 06:42 PM

Sorry tah, but I couldn’ta thunk that one up if’n I had tried! LOL LOL

Maybe that’s where the author of the Twilight books got their ideas from….she saw this guy standing in the sunlight at a Starbuck’s or something. cheese

Wow. LOL

Sounds like the basis for a Twilight parody.

“Forks, Washington: Bella Swan is an obnoxious Mary Sue who whines about having to move in with her dad. Suddenly, she meets a boy like none other, a pale boy who sparkles in the sunlight. What is his story? She must find out.

Edward Cullens is an anemic 200 year old who looks like a teenager. He once attempted an experimental youth technique he found on the internet involving garlic enemas. While it was a success and he kept a young body, tiny crystals grew through his skin. While they’re only visible in natural sunlight, it is a constant reminder of his greed which he must deal with, along with a whiny weird girl who keeps following him around.

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Posted: 23 September 2009 01:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 23 September 2009 02:13 PM

Sounds like the basis for a Twilight parody.

“Forks, Washington: Bella Swan is an obnoxious Mary Sue who whines about having to move in with her dad. Suddenly, she meets a boy like none other, a pale boy who sparkles in the sunlight. What is his story? She must find out.

Edward Cullens is an anemic 200 year old who looks like a teenager. He once attempted an experimental youth technique he found on the internet involving garlic enemas. While it was a success and he kept a young body, tiny crystals grew through his skin. While they’re only visible in natural sunlight, it is a constant reminder of his greed which he must deal with, along with a whiny weird girl who keeps following him around.

LOL LOL LOL

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Posted: 23 September 2009 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’m sure that there has to be some Marvel or DC Comics superhero who has the power to grow crystals out of his skin.  Maybe this is how he or she got started!

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Posted: 23 September 2009 07:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Accipiter - 23 September 2009 10:44 PM

I’m sure that there has to be some Marvel or DC Comics superhero who has the power to grow crystals out of his skin.  Maybe this is how he or she got started!

Only a villain would go to such extremes…. hmmm

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Posted: 23 September 2009 07:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Accipiter - 23 September 2009 10:44 PM

I’m sure that there has to be some Marvel or DC Comics superhero who has the power to grow crystals out of his skin.  Maybe this is how he or she got started!

Only a villain would go to such extremes…. hmmm

From what I’ve seen, half the various superheros were villains at one time or another.  And half the rest were made into superheros by the villains.

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Posted: 23 September 2009 07:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Accipiter - 23 September 2009 11:13 PM
DavePrime - 23 September 2009 11:08 PM
Accipiter - 23 September 2009 10:44 PM

I’m sure that there has to be some Marvel or DC Comics superhero who has the power to grow crystals out of his skin.  Maybe this is how he or she got started!

Only a villain would go to such extremes…. hmmm

From what I’ve seen, half the various superheros were villains at one time or another.  And half the rest were made into superheros by the villains.

I think that is a rather recent phenomenon.  In the early days good guys were good guys, bad guys were bad guys, and the good guys ALWAYS won….

Nowadays one never knows who or what character is going to be made a “baddie” for a while.  It’s rather like professional wrestling, actually. wink

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