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Mort
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Pension Queue of Thnder that is, Muh-huh-huh-huh-ha!

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Boo
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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That one sounds scary.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Boo
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Sort of like that Father Ted with Owen McLove.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Nettie
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Hey guys! I love that episode Boo! “I’ve no willy!” Best line EVER!

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
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Boo
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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LOL
The jumper baked into the cake is my favourite bit.
And ello.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Nettie
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Actually the whole episode is hilarious. I love the very last bit on the quiz show. “What was the Pope’s name before he was pope?”. Ted thinks for ages and then goes “Jim?”

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Boo
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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It’s quite possibly my favourite episode.
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Nettie
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Boo, I can’t believe you have over 2000 posts already!

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Boo
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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I know.
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Nettie
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Well, I can’t think of anything better to do while at work!

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Nettie
Posted: 17 August 2005 07:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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I have a face mask thingy on and it has bits of rose petal in it and it’s tickling my face as it dries. No wonder I hardly ever do girly things like this. It’s annoying!

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