Dear Mr Snail:

I’m sorry I squashed your mother. I didn’t meant it. It was an accident. Please accept my condolences. The garden hasn’t been the same since that terrible day.

Somehow I wish I could make it up to you. I have felt really bad about this incident. I haven’t been the same person since. I know it caused your family great anguish, and I am terribly embarrassed and hurt by my carelessness. In the future, I will watch my step. Please, if I can do anything for you, don’t hesitate to ask.

Though I wish that you and your family would look both ways before crossing the sidewalk.

And avoid salt. It’s a killer.

http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2008/05/the-snail-mail.html

Ha ha ha ha ha…you so funky.

erslyman - 09 September 2009 05:34 PM

Dear Mr Snail:

I’m sorry I squashed your mother. I didn’t meant it. It was an accident. Please accept my condolences. The garden hasn’t been the same since that terrible day.

Somehow I wish I could make it up to you. I have felt really bad about this incident. I haven’t been the same person since. I know it caused your family great anguish, and I am terribly embarrassed and hurt by my carelessness. In the future, I will watch my step. Please, if I can do anything for you, don’t hesitate to ask.

Though I wish that you and your family would look both ways before crossing the sidewalk.

And avoid salt. It’s a killer.

http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2008/05/the-snail-mail.html

Well, to be honest: