Why haven’t we had any hoaxes in the past week or so? Alex must be dead!* One of the members was tired of him as boss. He wanted to get rid of alex so he could get promoted!Who did it? Let’s take the top three admin posters. Boo, with the most, Charybdis, 2nd, or Smerk. Now the hard part. Smerk and Acci are married(i think) so unless an admin also dies, thus giving acci admin, they wouldn’t have done it as they would’ve together. Who did it?
*This is a joke. If you belive this, you’re a retard.
Oh please. Alex has been dead for years. And the first replicant was eaten by Nessie when we had an MoH get-together in Scotland. And I think Boo stole another one, and has it hidden in her closet.
And the first replicant was eaten by Nessie when we had an MoH get-together in Scotland.
Did Accipiter disappear for long periods of time during that get-together? Word on the street is that he’s secretly a shape-shifting dino-thing popularly known as the Loch Ness Monster. If he turns into a horse, don’t get on him.
I’ve been writing for the main page for years…
Note, by the way, that ‘Alex’ has disappeared and I’m ill.
Not that these things are connected in any way.
Smerk and Acci are married(i think) so unless an admin also dies, thus giving acci admin, they wouldn
Alex is in the Himalayas. He’s fighting Redorick the RedLeg, the 50000 year old Vyking*. Alex along with the rest of the Hoaxbusters** are fighting Redorick.
*Vyking: A king who Vyes***.
** Hoaxbusters, a team of elite commandos whose specialty is capturing cryptozoological beasts, mythical creatures, collecting pareidolia. Kind of like Sanctuary and X-files only IRL.
*** Vyes: A kind of dye, to kick serious ass. , to be related to a monkey
I personally think that Alex is undercover in Europe seeking a way to prove that the economy figures emanating from there are all a great big hoax. (This also explains certain Scottish agent’s long weekends and the addition of extra surveillance equipment cleverly disguised as a “bump”. (This is also the reason certain European law students have been absent for a time, as well as why a nameless Canadian has been silent on the forum.)
Those two you have been talking about where injured in a recent attack by the Illuminati. Those two members are really part of Alex’s Hoaxbusters and have been silenced by the Illuminati. The Freemasons and the Opus Dei have been infiltrated by the Illuminati and all of our members there executed. Alex is looking for Voldermorty the crazed Illuminati Member.
(This also explains certain Scottish agent’s long weekends and the addition of extra surveillance equipment cleverly disguised as a “bump”. (This is also the reason certain European law students have been absent for a time, as well as why a nameless Canadian has been silent on the forum.) 
