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How bout “THE MOON IS A HOAX!!”
Posted: 05 August 2009 04:14 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Well,i think the Government is the one who orcastrated the whole"Moon Hoax” scenerio.We went to the moon,but we were told “not to come back” by those already there.Who?Remnants of the Nazi Elite,who have been there since 1946.Thats why we pretty much leave the moon alone.Its already taken.Watch “UFO’s for the Elite1-7 on youtube.Explains Nazi exodus to antarctica before the end of ww 2.Better yet look at my profile pic.I took this myself with my telescope and cell phone.Square craters,perfectly cornered structures,circular structures..and more.study pic closley.We are being lied to by our Gov. and NASA>

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Posted: 05 August 2009 04:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Besides, not one of the astronauts brought back any green cheese from the moon!

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Posted: 05 August 2009 04:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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NWO_DID_911 - 05 August 2009 04:14 PM

Well,i think the Government is the one who orcastrated…

Wait.  What?

The government castrated orcas?

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Posted: 05 August 2009 04:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Tah - 05 August 2009 04:36 PM
NWO_DID_911 - 05 August 2009 04:14 PM

Well,i think the Government is the one who orcastrated…

Wait.  What?

The government castrated orcas?

Or possibly the population of Oregon. . .

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Posted: 05 August 2009 05:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Wait, there are nazi;s on the moon? I’m so confused.

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Posted: 05 August 2009 06:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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With the war almost certainly lost at the end of world war II
The nazi’s decided, along with many other projects*
to build a small moon and go and live there.
The Americans seeing this new object in the night
sky decided to go and investigate.
(the assassination of JFK was in part an attempt to
stop the project, but it went ahead anyway)

Other projects the moon nazi’s have commited
Destruction of twin towers in 2001
Hurricane Katrina
Thai Tsunami
Manhatten Project
Marlene Dietrich
The Asian Flu (1917)
The assasination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
The American Civil War
The War of 1812
The American Revolution of Independence
The Great Fire of London (1666)
The Black Death (1665)
The Gunpowder Plot (whenever)
The beheading of Anne Boelyn
The Reformation
The War of The Roses
The beheading of Thomas Beckett
The murder of the Princes in the Tower
The Great Mortality (whenever)
The Battle Of Hastings
Rome invaded by barbarians
The Great Fire of Rome
Alexander the Great’s Conquest of Persia
The Siege of Troy.
The Purging of the Neanderthals

Well this is just a small list.
I’m sure it would be easy to name many more

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Posted: 05 August 2009 06:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Razela - 05 August 2009 05:23 PM

Wait, there are nazi;s on the moon? I’m so confused.

Of course.  By means of their flying saucers.

You need to keep up on these things, or your Jewish Conspiracy will become outdated.

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Posted: 05 August 2009 08:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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You aren’t helping Acci.

But seriously, this guy thinks the Nazi’s went to the moon? Then, when the US got to the moon, they encountered the Nazi’s and the Nazi’s told them to leave? That’s kind of what i got out of this guys little paragraph. But that can’t be right. I mean, I’ve heard a lot of crazy conspiracy theories, but this one is like a parody of conspiracies.

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Posted: 05 August 2009 09:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Razela - 05 August 2009 08:50 PM

You aren’t helping Acci.

But seriously, this guy thinks the Nazi’s went to the moon? Then, when the US got to the moon, they encountered the Nazi’s and the Nazi’s told them to leave? That’s kind of what i got out of this guys little paragraph. But that can’t be right. I mean, I’ve heard a lot of crazy conspiracy theories, but this one is like a parody of conspiracies.

Since 1946 apparently, and the OP seems to be tying the shapes of the craters in somehow.

Wait, is it just me or is the OP’s writing style vaguely familiar?

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Posted: 05 August 2009 11:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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sooo…the government is lying to us about going to the moon, because we went to the moon?  I’m confused shut eye

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Posted: 06 August 2009 02:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Razela - 05 August 2009 08:50 PM

You aren’t helping Acci.

downer  I shall sit in the corner and flagellate myself until I am forgiven.

But seriously, this guy thinks the Nazi’s went to the moon?

I was sort of hoping that he was writing this in satirical fashion.

FuzzGirl - 05 August 2009 11:20 PM

sooo…the government is lying to us about going to the moon, because we went to the moon?  I’m confused shut eye

And the fact that it leaves you confused is proof that the government is involved in it somehow!  See?

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Posted: 06 August 2009 06:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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not really, but thats okay.  Nutters make me feel normal smile

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