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Posted: 08 July 2009 04:25 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Meat-processing exec Oscar Mayer dead at 95

MADISON, Wisconsin - Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

Mayer’s wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday at Hospice Care in Fitchburg.

He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965.

Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

Mayer’s first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.

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Posted: 08 July 2009 04:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted: 08 July 2009 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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Posted: 08 July 2009 05:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Accipiter - 08 July 2009 04:56 PM

“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

Waste not

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Posted: 08 July 2009 07:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Accipiter - 08 July 2009 04:56 PM

“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

Waste not

They could dye the hot dogs green, too, while they’re at it.  Maybe add a bit of soy.

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Posted: 08 July 2009 08:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Maybe some lint too to go along with with the green and soy.

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