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Posted: 08 July 2009 09:25 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Meat-processing exec Oscar Mayer dead at 95

MADISON, Wisconsin - Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

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Posted: 08 July 2009 09:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted: 08 July 2009 09:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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Posted: 08 July 2009 10:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Accipiter - 09 July 2009 01:56 AM

“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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Posted: 09 July 2009 12:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Sharruma - 09 July 2009 02:36 AM
Accipiter - 09 July 2009 01:56 AM

“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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They could dye the hot dogs green, too, while they’re at it.  Maybe add a bit of soy.

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Posted: 09 July 2009 01:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Maybe some lint too to go along with with the green and soy.

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