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Posted: 08 July 2009 07:25 PM

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Meat-processing exec Oscar Mayer dead at 95

MADISON, Wisconsin - Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

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Posted: 08 July 2009 07:43 PM

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Posted: 08 July 2009 07:56 PM

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“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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Posted: 08 July 2009 08:36 PM

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Accipiter - 08 July 2009 11:56 PM
“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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Posted: 08 July 2009 10:16 PM

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Sharruma - 09 July 2009 12:36 AM
Accipiter - 08 July 2009 11:56 PM
“As requested in his will, his remains were thrown into the meat processor. . .”

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They could dye the hot dogs green, too, while they’re at it. Maybe add a bit of soy.

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Posted: 08 July 2009 11:25 PM

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Maybe some lint too to go along with with the green and soy.

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