I’m not usually a reality tv junky but idol is one I’m hooked on.
The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
I just find the really deluded ones funny.
2-15-15 9-19 1 19-16-15-18-11 7-15-4-4-5-19-19 15-6 13-9-7-8-20 Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Stupid underwear ads! Women do not dance around in their knickers, it doesn’t matter how many friends are over!
They make me so mad!
Shhhhh Nettie! Don’t ruin it for Mort! And we have pillow fights, too.
Sorry Boo, I came close to revealing secret women’s business.
That’s ok Nettie. Are you calm now?
Well saved Boo, just before my dream was broken. All men know that women roll around on duvets together wearing Nowt but lingerie. Apparently they also shave their legs together too.
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
*takes a deep breath* Yep, thanks Boo, I am now. I just needed to vent!
Yup. And washing our hair makes us ummm… excitable…
*pats Nettie*
