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delsin
Posted: 18 July 2008 06:17 PM   [ Ignore ]
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1.If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
2. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
3. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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DJ_Canada
Posted: 18 July 2008 06:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Cute
Welcome to the forums delsin

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…“” - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”
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silver caliber magnum
Posted: 18 July 2008 08:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Big bang…Big bang….
Anyway that was funny…And #1 is so true….

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Why does spellcheck hate me?
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“When one thing is a thing the other thing is also a thing bt more of a thing then the last thing multiplied to the value of pi, Whats the point of what i just said? The other thing is tastier than Pi”
Im lonely downer
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Boo
Posted: 19 July 2008 03:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Well, the third one was vaguely funny…

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
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Bebelicious
Posted: 20 July 2008 04:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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What’s an Sm?

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 20 July 2008 05:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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SMS = Short Message Service.


aka, a text message

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. - Dave Barry

I want to receive the holy oil!!

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Bebelicious
Posted: 20 July 2008 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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MadCarlotta - 20 July 2008 05:01 AM

SMS = Short Message Service.


aka, a text message

I don’t know why I’d even tell those jokes, much less waste the energy and minutes texting them.  blank stare

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 20 July 2008 05:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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MadCarlotta - 20 July 2008 05:01 AM

SMS = Short Message Service.

aka, a text message

You learn something new everyday. smile

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…“” - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”
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