“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool” - Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel…“” - Stephen Colbert

“Trying to uproot something that doesn’t want to be moved… Well, no good can come from that”

Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

I had to stop with him.  He was a (gasp…) a vegan.

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