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The Cannibals
Posted: 20 May 2008 05:38 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”.

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin’s has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened?”

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating “no”.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the Admin ?”

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool!!!!! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!!!!”

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Posted: 20 May 2008 05:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Now if they’d eaten a janitor, this would be funny.

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Posted: 20 May 2008 05:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Hey, as someone who works in Admin, I thought it was funny.
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Posted: 20 May 2008 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I’m not even sure we have admin people where I work?!
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Posted: 20 May 2008 08:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I have to agree with David *shudder*.  It’s a funny joke, but it would be much better with ‘janitor’.  Most people probably don’t even know what an admin does.

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Posted: 20 May 2008 08:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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That’s because we do all the little things that everyone else seems to assume are done by the magic administration pixies.
And I’m not a f***ing pixie.

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Posted: 20 May 2008 08:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Hey Boo
Congratulations on getting the job smile

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Posted: 20 May 2008 08:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Boo - 20 May 2008 08:14 AM

That’s because we do all the little things that everyone else seems to assume are done by the magic administration pixies.
And I’m not a f***ing pixie.

And a damn cute fairy you are, too.  I didn’t realize they allowed you to substitute a bull-whip in place of a wand, but hey - whatever floats your boat.

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Posted: 20 May 2008 11:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Boo - 20 May 2008 08:14 AM

That’s because we do all the little things that everyone else seems to assume are done by the magic administration pixies.
And I’m not a f***ing pixie.

No, you’re a grumpy little wizard. raspberry

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Posted: 21 May 2008 02:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Boo - 20 May 2008 08:14 AM

That’s because we do all the little things that everyone else seems to assume are done by the magic administration pixies.
And I’m not a f***ing pixie.

*nods*

Yup.  And they wonder why I never have time to do the work that they want me to do…

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Posted: 21 May 2008 01:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Smerk - 21 May 2008 02:56 AM

Yup.  And they wonder why I never have time to do the work that they want me to do…

Because you’re getting chased around by cannibals?  (Or Acci.)

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Posted: 21 May 2008 01:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Accipiter is pretty lean.  I wouldn’t put much past him.

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