oppiejoe - 15 May 2008 06:34 AM

We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of
federal law. So you can see that we can track you down through Investigative
programs. We have your address and the evidence and status of your wired funds,
so we can arrest you anytime anywhere.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete
and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes.

WARNING: If you failure to produce the above requirement in the next 48 hours,
legal action will be taken immediately by
arresting and detaining you, justificated and if found guilty, you will be
jailed. As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem
in our community today. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down
and persecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act. FORWARD THE
DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT.

For: FBI Director
FBI FIELD AGENT
HEAD OF INVESTIGATIONS
AGENT PATRICK WHYTE

Forcing me to turn over my information under the threat of being arrested by the FBI!

I went to the real FBI website and reported the scam - Internet scams can be reported Here

I read that at least 3 times before I made head or tails out of it. I couldn’t see where they were asking for my bank account details. Even for a 419 letter it’s badly written. The guy who speaks English must have been in the toilet.

Nice one, oopiejoe.

I would reply to them that you need to speak with an agent in person, so please send one around.  Should be easy since your work is right around the corner from the local office.  And if they can’t come to you you’ll be happy to go see them on your lunch break.  And, of course, you’ll take a copy of the email so they know exactly who you are and what you’re responding to.  And, of course, all of the pertinent IP tracking source information you can garner from said email.

Ah, but it is from the Nigerian branch of the FBI...So unless Joe’s moved recently, I don’t think he’s all that near to this particular branch.

Whew.  It’s been a while…

This is unusual in that it’s given no specific dollar amount that he’s going to be “distributing”.

SUBJECT:  DEAR BELOVED PLEASE HELP ME ACTUALISED MY DYING WISH.

Dear Beloved, Goodday to you and your family, i am sorry to disturb you but i just finished reading your profile at the site and i felt deeply in my heart that you are that individual that i have been looking for and so i can contact you for a blessing that you are about to recieve and also share with people that need it,my name is Mr.Ehab Elbalawi a merchant in Dubai,in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defile all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.I have not particularly lived my life so well,as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business.Though I am very rich,I was never Generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to haveor make all the money in the world.I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how i have lived it. Now that God has called me,I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so,I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.I want to believe that you will be capable of handling this task for me.I will wait to hear from you to know if you are capable of doing this favour for me, ALLAH will bless you as you decide to do this .I will wait for your urgent response’’ thank you for deciding to be used by GOD for this task. Best Regards, Ehab Elbalawi

A arab that believes in god? or is it allah?
I guess allah…
But i guess you should go 4 it...Millions probably what kind of merchant though? if its oil go 4 it
DAMN only now did i find out why i keep on getting these spam mails iy will work for u guys too....