Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Ha-ha..that was good.  What was funnier was that the wife even asked.  But then again I make the bigger check.

Oh I like this one. I’m keeping it.

That was great. LMAO!!!!!!

Much funnier than the one I recently heard.....

(Yesterday an 18 year old told me that Monica Lewinski was voting for Obama because the last time a Clinton was in office he left a bad taste in her mouth.)

Funny.....i cant believe the wife would want that many things...are ALL wives like that?

I saw a commercial with the same joke in it on some “funniest commercials” program. 
Was amusing, but cant remember exactly what it was advertising, I think some loan program.

Hee hee, I like this joke. I unfortunately guessed the punchline halfway through, but it was still funny. I probably wouldn’t have if someone had been telling the joke, as opposed to reading it in text. (It would also be slightly funnier without the “smile” part at the end.)

Bebelicious - 10 May 2008 04:07 AM

Much funnier than the one I recently heard.....


(Yesterday an 18 year old told me that Monica Lewinski was voting for Obama because the last time a Clinton was in office he left a bad taste in her mouth.)

ROFFLE! Sorry I liked that.

Bebelicious - 10 May 2008 04:07 AM

Much funnier than the one I recently heard.....


(Yesterday an 18 year old told me that Monica Lewinski was voting for Obama because the last time a Clinton was in office he left a bad taste in her mouth.)