Whoa Acci, quite the little one you had there. My nephew came out at 8lbs and change (I didn’t count the change, they gave it to the doctor as a tip I think) from my brother’s less than 100 pound wife, and I thought that was pushing it…
And apparently that sort of size didn’t come from her side of the family (they actually tended to be smaller than usual), so it likely is a trait from my genetics. So all you womenfolk here who are constantly begging to bear my children had better keep that in mind. Especially if I decide to go all Russian and have 60+ kids.
*Feels the breeze as the entirety of femalekind rushes to whatever part of the country Acci is NOT in…*



