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Boo

Posted: 09 May 2008 06:56 AM

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Ah yes, I forgot it was Mothers’ Day in the US.
The baby animal day sounds fun.
And it’s a shame about the working.

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Posted: 09 May 2008 06:58 AM

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*hugs Carlotta whilst wearing hazmat suit*

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Posted: 09 May 2008 06:59 AM

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I haven’t started my garden yet either. The tulips are just starting to bud around here.

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Posted: 09 May 2008 06:59 AM

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Boo - 09 May 2008 06:33 AM
I like trains, but I really prefer not to spend hours and hours and hours on them…

Don’t mind long train journeys. I’d rather spend 5 hours on a train than 2 hours on an Easyjet flight with no legroom and being stuck beside a big fat alcoholic who swears at the cabin crew. I guess I’ve seen North by Northwest too many times.

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Posted: 09 May 2008 07:00 AM

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I’m in agreement with you Renquist.

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Posted: 09 May 2008 07:01 AM

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Yo, people and critters and such.

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Posted: 09 May 2008 07:02 AM

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MadCarlotta - 09 May 2008 07:00 AM
I’m in agreement with you Renquist.

Glad to hear it. Ah, if only trains still ran on steam and had compartments. Then we’d have something.

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Posted: 09 May 2008 07:04 AM

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Renquist - 09 May 2008 07:02 AM
Ah, if only trains still ran on steam and had compartments. Then we’d have something.

Lots of soot and burns?

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Boo

Posted: 09 May 2008 07:07 AM

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Renquist - 09 May 2008 06:59 AM
Don’t mind long train journeys. I’d rather spend 5 hours on a train than 2 hours on an Easyjet flight with no legroom and being stuck beside a big fat alcoholic who swears at the cabin crew. I guess I’ve seen North by Northwest too many times.

“Beats flying, doesn’t it?“- Cary Grant.

Well, I’ve never had a bad experience flying. Not even ‘small child kicking the back of my seat’ bad.
*shrugs*

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Posted: 09 May 2008 07:08 AM

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Renquist - 09 May 2008 07:02 AM
Ah, if only trains still ran on steam and had compartments. Then we’d have something.

Agreed.
*sighs wistfully*
We go on the Ffestiniog railway sometimes when we stay in Wales. I love it.

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“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Renquist

Posted: 09 May 2008 07:16 AM

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If trains had steam again then we’d have steam filled platforms on which mysterious figures could step out of the gloom and offer cryptic advice to the traveller. Like the good old days.

Or just stab you. Which wouldn’t make much of a difference except you wouldn’t see it coming.

In other news, apparently Billy Connolly is in the new X-Files film. Hurray!!!

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