Cleaning the toilet
Posted: 30 April 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

With best wishes,

The Dog


And here are the photographs:

The cat:

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The dog:

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Posted: 30 April 2008 02:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted before.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 03:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Yes Tah, but those photos are quite a finish!

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Posted: 01 May 2008 06:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Posted: 01 May 2008 01:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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hulitoons - 01 May 2008 03:20 AM

Yes Tah, but those photos are quite a finish!

Yeah.  That’s why I didn’t close the thread. wink

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Posted: 01 May 2008 03:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Hey! Thats how I clean my toilets. Only I put both cats in there. And they run downstairs afterwards.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 03:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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*wonders if it would work with a fairly podgy rat*
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Posted: 01 May 2008 05:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Madmouse - 01 May 2008 03:46 PM

*wonders if it would work with a fairly podgy rat*
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Hey, the rat would be able to clean under the rims better than a cat. Thats the problem I have. The cats dont get under the rim well enough.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 10:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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The photos are a nice touch, but humph…. I still posted it first. wink

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